George Carlin on Religion & God
Religion
has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man, living in the sky,
who watches everything you do every minute of every day, and the invisible man
has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do, and if you do any
of these ten things he has a special place for the fire and smoke and burning
and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and
choke and scream and cry for ever and ever untill the end of time.
But
he loves you.
He loves you and he needs money!